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Hello. My name is Jackie. I'm 19. And i'm from California.
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OMG there is this like really hot guy on the bus and he checked me out a couple of times and just…..

Calm the fuck down Jackie, you are in a relationship. Stop that.

Toodaloo motherfuckers.

theodorerooseveltjihad:

MAN GOES HAM MUST SEE

(Source: caexemptdeath, via quantumpizza)

nandinos:

i would be such a shit famous person because when a fan wants to take pictures i’d be like “show me” and then id be like “ew delete it” all the time

(via kerensayshi)

jamiejedi:

piksies:

are girls still pretending they don’t masturbate?

I dunno, is society still teaching girls that anything related to their genitals is dirty and impure?

(via ra1chuu)

desmondkilometers:

do you ever see a person you used to be friends with and you’re like “glad i got the fuck outta that one”

(Source: hitchups, via religiousmother)

sadegg:

just saying the word tumblr out loud is embarrassing 

(via religiousmother)

sarahkeilman94:

i got paired with a super hot guy for a project in my criminal justice class and he just came up to me and said “oh my god you know what we are? we’re partners in crime! get it?” and then we both changed each others contact in our phone to “partner in crime” and now i kinda wanna marry him

(via purplegatchaman)

colress:

tfw you know you’re not hot enough

bombing:

turns out a creampie isn’t a pastry and the internet is a disgusting place

(via minorcutie)

daniellaaxox:

Coac(hella expensive)

Coac(hella far away)

Coac(hella wish I could go)

(via sojealousoftheocean)

clothobuerocracy:

sunshineface0014:

ridge:

it’s weird how people talk bad about strippers but no one says anything about the people who go to see them

!!!!!!!!!

Who’s worse? The woman who dances on a pole making $600 a day or the man stepping out on his wife and family to throw singles at a complete stranger?

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